Make sure you sing the title of this post in your head to the tune of, well, this song. It’s a classy day ’round here, folks.

E’erybody else please continue reading after the jump! Delightful garter-ness is coming up… you don’t want to miss these beauties!
So, I really really really really [...] really hate garters for the most part. I hate the shiny polyester, the creepy ribbon, the excessive cuteness. They just skeeve me out. That is really unfortunate, because I L-O-V-E the idea of us doing a garter toss.
Or should I say WAS! Today I stumbled upon these beautiful, beautiful garters by Etsy seller Florrie Mitton. I swoon.

They’re perfect. That dotted tulle? To die for. The detailing? Amazing. That horseshoe? Bananas. As far as garters go, I’m sold on Ms. Mitton. I’m going to convo her to see if she can make me a custom set with, well, the stuff I exactly want on it, (Dotted tulle *cough*) , as well as a matching throwing-garter.
Anybody else totally grossed out by the run-of-the-mill garters and go on an epic search for fab ones? Did you consider yanking the tradition all-together if you didn’t find one that didn’t make you barf? I sure did!









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