“Do Me” shoes.

United Nude "Lo Res"

I have a shoe thing. These United Nude shoes are just… unf, put them on my feet and let me prance around. I am such a huge fan. They’re sculptural, a play on a traditional mary jane, and look like art for feet. They’re probably as uncomfortable as all get-out, but one doesn’t wear shoes like this for comfort, agreed?

United Nude “Lo Res” pumps, $260

If anyone has an extra thou around…

… please purchase these chairs and send them to me. Or keep them, and let me live vicariously through you. I’d love them in a bright lacquer.

I have a thing for chairs. Anybody else?

A massacre.

This is what happens when you become utterly obsessed with coming up with a useable logo that makes any sense. You start coming up with things that end up looking… well, like this. It was originally going to be someone yelling hearts. Loving much and all that.

F-a-i-l. (Text added for dramatic and frustrated effect after realizing the fail.)

Till next time…

Currently obsessed with…

…an orange pout. It just looks so fresh, especially for fair-skinned ladies. Must. Have. Now.

1. J.Crew Bridal 2. YSL Rouge Volupté Lipstick in Orange Shiver 3. Napoleon Perdis Dévine Goddess Lipstick in Hara 4. Givenchy Lip Lip Lip! Lipstick in Kiss Orange 5. Napoleon Perdis Dévine Goddess Lipstick in Niki

Oh, hi there.

Funny seeing you here. What was that? Oh, I’m pretty good.

Yes, yes. Weekend before last we did get married, as planned. How did it go?

I’ll say.

Word.

It was way waaaaaaay better than I could have ever imagined or dreamed. We had the time of our lives, which is quite clear by the wet-rat-state that my hair was in by the end of the night. (I.e. when I finally got into the Smilebooth. Damn, I swore I had brushed my hair in the last century.) I can’t wait to go into gross detail about the whole thing. So. Freaking. Much. Fun.

So, everybody, what’s up with you? Other June 19th ladies, how’d it go?

*All shots from our Smilebooth. More on that goodness later!